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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates. - kills self"
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"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."
"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"
"What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes"
"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"
"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"
"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."
"my cornflakes bring all the boys to my yard & theyre like this cereals hard damn right my cereals hard u should add milk so its not so sharp"
"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""