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Joke of the Day

"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"I love trigger warnings... They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters."

"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."

"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."

"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."

"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"

"Do you think Hillary Clinton wants to become President so that.. she can get munched out by an intern and cum on his dress?"

"directions on frozen food need to be more confident. They're like, '11 minutes at 450... but all ovens are different... I'm so stupid.'"

"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"