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Joke of the Day
"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."
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"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"
"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""
"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."
"I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam"
"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
"The perfect Irish bean stew (In an Irish accent) Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans? Because if you added one more it'd be two farty."
"Oscar Pistorius is soon getting out of jail. 10 months without sex, you should hide, ladies. But for the love of God, not in the bathroom."
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."
"What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole."