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Joke of the Day
"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
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"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it"
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"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."
"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"
"i argued with the parrot at the pet store until it got sold away and the guy who bought it wouldnt let me in his car. that means i won"