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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."
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"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."
"Yo mama's so fat when she was in school she sat next to everybody!"
"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."
"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."
"Brooklyn When you go to Brooklyn always bring a camera, because there are many things in Brooklyn that you will see, then never see again in your life... Starting with that camera."
"Cop: ""Can you describe the person who robbed you?"" Me: ""He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee"""
"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."
"You know what the number one reason for child molestation is... sexy children"