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Joke of the Day
"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
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"How do you win an election? By having people believe that you've won an election."
"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"
"Why are cowboys uncircumcised? So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat."
"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."
"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."
"Instead of being buried or cremated, I've arranged to be liquidized. I'm not going to a funeral if I can't get drunk."
"People that can't walk are so lame"
"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"
"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."