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Joke of the Day
"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
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"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."
"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."
"What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !"
"I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking."
"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"
"You know what they say... 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name"
"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."
"I wish i could Google anything. I'd type: ""where da fuck iz my phone?"" and it'd be like: ""in da fridge dumbass."""
"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."