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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."
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"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"
"It's so freeing to be single again because now I can finally catch up on all the things I've been meaning to do like being really lonely."
"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"
"What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits."
"I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper."
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."