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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Hillary Clinton wants to become President so that.. she can get munched out by an intern and cum on his dress?"

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"Why do British people never sound British when they sing?"

"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."

"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"

"Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time"

"If not at Bed Bath & Beyond, WHERE CAN I BUY A BED BATH?"

"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"