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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"

"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."

"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."

"Superbowl Champion Minnesota Vikings"

"Last night before I jumped into the shower, my gf gave me head And shoulders shampoo. Ever try that stuff before. My hair is soft as fuck!"

"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""

"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"

"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"

"It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!"