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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"

"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."

"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"

"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."

"A Jew walks by a penny"

"[death row] Guard: alright tough guy one last meal Me: a cyanide pill Guard: what? no we want to kill you! Me: too bad Guard: aw man"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."

"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."

"I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called ""Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"""