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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"

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"[1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: ""Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!"" *gets stabbed*"
"Whats the hardest part eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"""I'm glad you're so normal. It's refreshing."" ""That's me- totally normal!"" *waves off mariachi band waiting in the wings*"
"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
"Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop."
"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."