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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
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"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"
"How Are Women And Rocks Alike? You Skip The Flat Ones."
"A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub."
"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."
"Throughout the history of espionage, the phrase ""We have ways of making you talk."" Has yet to be used on a woman."
"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"
"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"
"Bollywood movies are so long... I started watching one in 2014 and it's just finished in 2015."
"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."