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Joke of the Day
"why cant Ray Charles see his friends?? Because he's married."
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"There ain't enough tailgatin' in this country. Folks would like workin' and schoolin' more if they could tailgate in the parkin' lot first."
"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."
"How do trees get on the internet? They log in."
"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"
"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""
"Like I know pizza is a thing that everyone likes and talks about liking but sometimes I take a bite and am overwhelmed by how perfect it is."
"Answer your phone, ""come in"" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond."
"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"
"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"