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Joke of the Day

"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"

"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine. Edit: Wow guys. Thanks so much for the upvotes, the hilarious comments and I finally got my 1st gold!"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."

"Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is. You get a roll with it."

"I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE"

"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""

"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."