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Joke of the Day

"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."

"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you."

"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""

"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"

"How do you know if a girl is hungry or horny? Give her a cucumber and see what hole she puts it in. How do know if she's hungry & horny? When she sits on the cucumber and then eats the pickle."

"What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? The wheelchair"

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"Gonna get a tattoo of two big trucks crashing into each other and then maybe there's like a scorpion on the side of the road doing push-ups."