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Joke of the Day

"[1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: ""Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!"" *gets stabbed*"

"*Cute girls approaches* ""You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"" *Panics* *Starts making car alarm sounds*"

"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."

"I read a couple of interesting articles... ""A"" and ""The"""

"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."