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Joke of the Day
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
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"A girl with braces learned the hard way that she shouldn't laugh during a thunderstorm."
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""
"I've just read a book on how dramatically footballers wives lose their looks once their husbands retire.It's a real WAGS to witches story."
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."
"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."
"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."
"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""
"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."