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Joke of the Day
"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"
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"What do you call a homeless orphan? Depressing"
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"
"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"
"accidentally called the guy at the oil change place ""mom"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"
"Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs."
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"