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Joke of the Day
"A girl with braces learned the hard way that she shouldn't laugh during a thunderstorm."
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"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."
"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."
"My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""
"Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him."
"Before my father kicked the bucket he asked me the most profound question... He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."
"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"
"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """