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Joke of the Day
"A girl with braces learned the hard way that she shouldn't laugh during a thunderstorm."
Next Joke
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."
"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"
"I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night."
"I think my scale is broken. It only ever goes up."
"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"bought candy at the movies and suddenly i can't pay this months rent anymore"
"[Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants."
"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."
"I never pay for drinks I just insult women at bars & when they throw drinks in my face I open my mouth haha thanks for the free booze ladies"