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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
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"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"Eating Halloween candy and ignoring the doorbell. A little game I like to call fuck you I paid for it."
"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."
"Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!"
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, ""If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."""
"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."
"I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said ""Sank you."" Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?"