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Joke of the Day

"My wife says she's leaving me, because the beginnings of my jokes are becoming cliched and predictable..."

"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean ""digger""?]"

"I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns"

"What do you call two lesbians in a fist fight? A Muffle Ruffle."

"Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat."

"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"

"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"

"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"