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Joke of the Day

"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""

"Follow your dreams. Unless you're a narcoleptic who wants to be a limo driver. That's dangerous, dude."

"Bought a new boomerang today Having trouble throwing my old one away"

"I heard thatZoolander 2 was worse than the Holocaust... At least the Holocaust was organized."

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."

"Why was Noah a great economist? He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation."

"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"