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Joke of the Day

"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""

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"Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*"
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""