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Joke of the Day

"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."

"Want to piss off a female archeologist? Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!"

"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"I'm not racist.. Racism is a crime. Only black people commit crimes."

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"

"If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come."

"An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen..."

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"