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Joke of the Day
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
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"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"
"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"I would like to work as a janitor in Microsoft. I could see myself excel in that job."
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"
"If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?"
"So a bum asked me for same change... A homeless man asked me for some change today. I said to him, ""Sorry, pal. You should know better than me that no one in this place has got _innocence_."""