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Joke of the Day

"I lost my mittens and my girlfriend today. One might say that I'm in between gloves."

"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."

"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."

"Why are gay people so rude ? Because they're fucking assholes !"

"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."

"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."

"In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation. Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."