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Joke of the Day

"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."

"What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel"

"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way"

"2 guys walked into a bar.. You'd think the second one would've ducked."

"What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw? A new jaw-key"

"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."

"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"

"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"