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Joke of the Day
"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"
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"Russian proverb: the church is near, but the road is icy... The pub is far away, but I'll walk carefully."
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"
"Elephant and a naked man An elephant walks up to a man who was not wearing clothes and asked, ""How do you breathe out of that thing??"""
"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"
"How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb? None of your fuckin business!"
"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"