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Joke of the Day
"My daughter asks for Frozen stuff for Christmas, so i bought her frozen chips and a packet of peas"
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"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."
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"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
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