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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"

"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."

"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."

"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"

"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."

"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"

"What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad"

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""