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Joke of the Day
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
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"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"
"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."
"Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: for a totally legitimate reason Now start fucking laughing"
"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."
"What is black and stuck to the ceiling? A crappy electrician"
"What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes? A bright eye deer."
"Dammit, stop summoning me to fight global warming! I'll believe it when the remaining 3% of scientists believe it! -Republican Capt. Planet"
"These ebola jokes are terrible! They're making my eyes bleed"
"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."