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Joke of the Day
"If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?"
Next Joke
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"Precious Father-Son Time When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a condom...they were all just pictures of me."
"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."
"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."
"Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner? Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution"
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."