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Joke of the Day

"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"

"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican"

"They say the camera adds ten pounds so my girlfriend only needs to lose about four or five cameras before bikini season."

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"Bread -mummy I'm tired of always eating bread from yesterday! When will we eat bread that was made TODAY? -tomorrow darling."