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Joke of the Day

"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Without a dick"

"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."

"Eleanor Rigby would probably get super bummed out if she ever heard the song about her."

"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."

"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"

"What did the one volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful."

"90s Kids won't get this either Smallpox"