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"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"
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"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"
"A Hydrogen atom walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot. Bartender, ""what's the occasion?"" Atom, ""I think I lost an electron."" Bartender, ""you sure?"" Atom, ""I'm positive."""
"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."
"The hardest part of eating a vegetable... Is the wheelchair."
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."
"Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?"
"My neighbor named his dog ""Rolex""... He's a watch dog."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's computer Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 8, he replied: ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."