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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend? It's not like they had to be there..."

"When I said I wanted to take it slow, I meant your life."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"