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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"

"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."

"The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't"

"Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page."

"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."

"I'm no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend."

"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's like a really obscure number you have probably never heard of."