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Joke of the Day

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"Earlier today I had a Titanic thought. It was *unthinkable*."

"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."

"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"

"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"