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Joke of the Day
"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."
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"I wanted to tell you this great Ebola joke. You probably won't get it."
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."
"What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples? The MaxiPad"
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."
"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."
"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""
"Patient: Doctor every night i see ants playing football Doctor: It's okay take these pills Patient: No way tomorrow is the final"