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Joke of the Day
"She said I have a face only a mother could love. I said ""that's not very nice, mom."""
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"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."
"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."
"I have been checking Facebook less and less. If this continues, I'll eventually forget about all those people for the 2nd time."
"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."
"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."
"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."
"It would be way cooler if whenever you punched a kid, a bunch of coins came out of them like in Mario. But ya, I'm free to babysit tonight."
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something"