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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy Joke If you're gonna make a cheesy joke, Cheddar make it Gouda."

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space? NASA."

"I kicked a French guy in the balls... Once, I kicked a French guy in the balls. As he clutched his groin and sank to the floor, he whispered in pain, ""wee wee"". So I kicked him again."

"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"

"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."

"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."

"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."

"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."