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Joke of the Day

"Being bald It means you went back to your roots."

"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay"

"When I go down on you, it makes you very happy. And when I come back up I will fuck you good and hard. What am I? Gas prices."

"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."