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Joke of the Day

"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."

"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."

"I just found out why the literacy rate in Greece is among the lowest ...it's because everything they learn in school is Greek to them."

"What do Mr. Spock and toilet paper have in common? They both hang around Uranus trying to wipe out Klingons."

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."

"I met a Russian homosexual today His name was sir gay"

"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"

"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."