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Joke of the Day
"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."
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"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."
"What did the fly say to the other fly? ""Your man is open!"""
"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"
"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"Why was the plumber sad? He had a shitty job."
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"Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain... You were waiting for the punchline but it never came."
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