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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."

"3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?"

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"

"Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, ""Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system."" Oh boy!"

"Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie"

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."