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Joke of the Day
"What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay"
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"My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said ""I don't care for the new curriculum."""
"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."
"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."
"I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope."
"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"
"I watch Looney Tunes before I go to work, because there's something about old school cartoon violence that relaxes me"
"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""
"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."