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Joke of the Day

"When I go down on you, it makes you very happy. And when I come back up I will fuck you good and hard. What am I? Gas prices."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"Where does a dog get a new tail? At the Retail Store"

"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"Sasquatch is just a regular quatch who tells it like it is."

"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."

"My girlfriend asked me how I know so much about vaginas I had be honest, I told her I've been into them for years."

"A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says ""why don't you give him head and shoulders."" The blonde replies ""how do you give shoulders?"""

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."