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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."

"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"

"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"

"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."

"I went to France yesterday to see a soccer match... I had a blast!"

"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"

"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."

"fill in the blank 1.) ""There once was a man from nan-tuck it, His balls were as big as a bucket"" 2.) ""What is the difference between a whore and a boxer"""

"What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."