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Joke of the Day

"Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too."

"BARNES: ""What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?"" NOBLE: ""Let's sell books!"" AND: ""This is why we make such a great team."""

"I used to assume most people were bright, kind, and at least somewhat informed. Then social media was invented."

"REMINDER: Joe Biden is the only American vice president in the last 15 years who hasn't shot a friend in the face."

"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"

"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"Why don't the polar bears ever drink Diet Coke in Coca-Cola commercials? Because bears don't drink aspartame, dumbshit."

"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"

"Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me."