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Joke of the Day
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
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"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"
"What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!"
"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."
"The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions."
"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."
"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."
"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."
"A man seeking to lose some of his excess weight visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off."
"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"