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Joke of the Day

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"

"Infidel. It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians."

"if evolution isnt real then sombody please explain how my couch has ""evolved"" to fit the shape of my butte"

"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""