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Joke of the Day
"Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them."
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"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."
"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."
"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."
"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."
"Wife: I read my mom that funny tweet you wrote. Me: Don't you mean THOSE funny TWEETS? Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: No. No, I don't."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."
"Two snowmen are standing in a field... One snowman turns to the other and says, ""yeah, I smell carrots too."""