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Joke of the Day

"What did the painter do when he was angry? He made a scene."

"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one"

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"

"Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)"

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."

"What's the one thing a black person will never steal? Your job."

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."