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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up."

"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."

"I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays."

"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything"

"My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes"

"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""