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Joke of the Day

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."

"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."

"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."

"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."

"Whats the difference between Bob Marley and Heracles? Heracles beat Cancer"

"Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. With out a penis."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."