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Joke of the Day

"Two snowmen are standing in a field... One snowman turns to the other and says, ""yeah, I smell carrots too."""

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"Don't kiss today You're going to fast, it's only the first date"

"What's the difference... between racism and Chinese people? - Racism has many faces"

"What do Ebola patients eat? Abola chicken noodle soup!"

"Her: You spent our entire life savings on dogs Me: They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us"

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"

"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."

"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"